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Twas the night before Christmas, and in his small house,

Our hero lay XXXX alone on the couch,

When awakened from visions of gifts and fun a lot

He was shocked to see Santa Claus pointing a you know what!

"Just what do you want?!" the cute boy asked St. Nick,

His palpable fear putting starch in his dick.

The jolly old man pulled some tape from his sack,

And with a "Ho ho ho", he launched his attack

With some red tape his hands were tied tightly behind,

And biceps and chest were the next thing to bind.

Then his eyes all a-glow and his heart full of joy,

Santa next took some green tape and silenced the boy.

Our hero would struggle with all of his might.

For an hour or so he tried so hard to fight.

Watching all his belongings go into the bag.

So helpless to shout through the tight green tape-gag!

Well, when Santa repaired to the tied-up boy's kitchen

In search of a snack for his strength to enrichen,

The boy managed to get to his feet and to hop

To the phone, where he hoped he could summon a cop

He managed to dial a "9" and a "1"

But then he was staring again at the XXXX

"Ho ho ho," said Santa, "You thought you'd escape?

I think what we need is a little more tape!"

So he seated the boy on his butt on the floor.

And the boy found himself bound and gagged all the more!

An elfin hat accentuated the gaggage,

With our hero all wrapped like a holiday package

At last Santa had packed up the bag with the loot

Blew a kiss at the boy and said, "My, but you're cute!"

And he even exclaimed, as he went out the door,

"On New Year's I'll come back and make you my whore!!!"

The End?

Our Hero played by Gurth

Photography by Caitiff