Worker Retreat by Craig

It all began with a great idea Craig had, to have an Employee Retreat for our company. He felt that it was important to do some group bonding. Who would have known the bonding would become so extreme. It was a cool autumn day in the country side of Missouri and it was the first day of the Employee Retreat. The boss Mr. Cliff Snatch began the speech.

“Well here we are, looks like a fine group of people you got assembled for us Craig. I hope everyone has a good time today on this mandatory retreat. I think Craig has put together a wonderful schedule of activities for us all too hopefully BIND more with our mutual friendships.” said Mr. Cliff Snatch

The schedule was as follows:

“Its 10am now, were going to eat Breakfast and go for a hike at 11:05am, were going to do bird watching at 1:11pm, mandatory basket weaving at 2:06pm” Craig said.

“Huh.!?.!?....” from everyone else.

“We’ll have a break at 3:20pm, directly following a Yodeling Contest at 3:21pm” Craig said.

“Ahha...! WHAT! aha..what!?!” from the group.

“The rest of the list I’ll let you know as the day goes on, just so you don’t forget about it.” Craig said.

After the speech the two employees Andrew and Rawy were talking to each other. “What the Fuck?” said Rawy
“I know I can’t live up here in the middle of November. This is Stupid!” said Andrew. “Fucking brown noser, dude.” Rawy

“I know how we can get rid of him.” Andrew “What?” Rawy
“I’ll tell you later” says Andrew
“Oh, Alright. Yeah.” comes from Rawy

The two disgruntled employees decide to take matters into their own hands. They lure Craig away from the rest of the group during the hike to show him an American Bald Eagle that’s not quiet there.

Andrew and Rawy are holding rope and duct tape behind their backs while they walk with Craig farther and farther away from the group. Andrew knew the perfect way to get rid of Craig for at least most of the trip; it would be worth getting fired for, especially to teach the brown nosier a lesson.

While Craig was looking in a tree for the eagle, they both jumped at their opportunity. Rawy went straight for the hand gag while Andrew worked on binding his hands together behind the very same tree he was looking in for the eagle.

Craig began fighting back, so Rawy had to help Andrew secure him to the tree. While this was going on Craig kept yelling you’re fired, you going to lose your job for this, and please let me go.

None of that worked and they continued to bind Craig to the tree with rope. Once his hands were secured and going nowhere fast the bound his legs to the tree with more rope.

Andrew got so sick of hearing Craig’s mouth that it was time to shut him up. He pulled out a roll of duct tape and pulled a strip off to gag him with but that wasn’t going to keep this guy quiet. So Andrew and Rawy wrapped the duct tape around the tree and Craig’s mouth several times to silence him.

“Mmhhppp..!!!!!!!” from Craig. They flicked him off for being suck a fucking brown nosier and then left to let him struggle and moan to himself.

The End


Craig played by Craig
Rawy played by Rawy
Andrew played by Andrew
Photography by Caitiff

Date of Production:11/14/2010