Orc Cooks and Eats You
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An orc has captured you! And I intend to make you into a nice, hearty meal! I put on my apron and start telling you about how I intend to cook you. Oh, looks like you found the wine! I was intending to use that for cooking, but I suppose you can have one last drink. I end up taking the rest of the wine from you and pour it into the pot. The place where you'll be going shortly. Once I get it good and hot. You're going to make a lovely base for my stew. Your meat looks so tender and delicious. I can't wait to devour you! Maybe I'll slice up an onion for extra flavor. I even place an apple in your mouth. Give you a little bit of sweetness. Finally it's time for me to put you in the pot, so I pick you up and toss you in! Dinner is going to be great tonight!