Showering In West Virginia Chateau

15:39 video

I have stepped away from the 40 other friends I am staying with in the 11 bedroom house. Last night was debaucherous and I must shower before beginning today's antics. There are lots of showers in this house but this little basement shower is where nobody is present, so I decide to sit you on the floor and tell you just a bit of what i'm doing and where I'm at. I could tell you lots of stories but you just want to watch me shower. I am in a talkative mood and very giddy about my situation and how lucky I feel with where i am and where i am and that i simply was invited to spend time in the biggest, fanciest house i've ever stepped foot in. I wash my hair and shave my armpits, my vagina and my legs. I do steam up your glasses a bit but I wipe them off and fix the situation so you can see me more clearly as I finish washing last nights sins off my body. ahhhh, now that i'm clean and show you a bit of the basement and indoor pool, it's time to continue my fun shenanigans with really fun friends. 

Taped Up Human Furniture to Cum On

9:06 video

I have lewis taped up and immobile. He is bound with lots of duct tape to include it wrapped around his mouth and eyes so he isn't able to see what is to come next. All I know is its been a while that I last masturbated and lewis is in the perfect position to sit on and use as my personal furniture while I use my Hitachi magic wand and orgasm several times. Of course I throw in a few ass spankings to remind him he is a tool for my entertainment purposes only and a mighty fine chair to sit on as well. All he can do is umphh thru his many layers of ducttape gag. He cant wiggle his limbs as they too are very stuck to the ottomans legs. His bare ass is available to spank at any time. Once I orgasm once, there is several more to come as once is never enough. I use his ass and back as many ways I can as a warm chair to cum on. Ahhh, this is how it should be. No Goddess should have to sit on a cold chair, but a human bound chair instead to bring herself pleasure. Don't you agree?

No Job Transfer: Leg Cast & Sexy Time Instead

10:02 video

I really didn't want the job transfer to the middle of nowhere and I saw no other way to avoid it but by breaking my leg. After having someone help me do so and getting medical care and this lovely cast put on, i'm finally coming home to relax.

The next thing I must do is call my boss and let him know what happened, he doesn't need to know this was all intentional to say the least, but he takes the news better than I thought as there is nothing he can do about my broken leg and I simply cant perform the job with a full leg cast and walking on crutches. 

Once that conversation is over, it is time to decompress and enjoy the greatest news and my hard as a rock cast and my built of hornyness i have had to hold in while getting medical care.

I sit back on the couch and admire my cast with a smile. I feel it, I touch and rub my colorful cast. I rub my nails up and down it, feeling just how hard it is and will be part of me for many more weeks. I get more comfortable and slowly and sensually slide my hand down and inside my lacy panties and play with my clit and moist entrance as I finger myself and simply enjoy my own body in my state of immobility. I really feel good, happy and it is really nice knowing I will be home for a long while to enjoy me, myself and I and the taste of my juices and the feelings of my fingers too.

Bikini Clad Plastic Bag Blow & Popping Fun

12:02 video

I'm hanging out at a friends place and even tho not near to the beach, sure feels and looks like I should be so why not wear my bikini around the house to just imagine the beach is nearby.

Whats even better than wearing a bikini is find a roll of almost clear small plastic bags that are calling my name. Not to put anything in them except for my hot air from my lungs. If they hold air, I will pop them. That's all there is to it. Its been a while that I have played with little bags like this but after blowing my air into a few of them, I am reminded just how much fun they are to pop. Its tricky to form the hole for my air to go inside but once my grip is good on each, there's no stopping me. I use my mouth and lips to expand each of the bags and I ensure each pop. I love watching as the plastic stretches and stretches more and more before not being able to take anymore of my exhaled air inside of them. Ahhh, what a great day ton pop anything that holds my breath.

Unusual Medical Care Payment Option

11:04 video

I really need my hurt thumb to be looked at by a medical professional and since its after-hours, this is the only Dr office I could find that was open and had an opening for me to come in. I am told right away its a self pay only clinic that no insurance is accepted. I hope I have enough to pay for this office visit as I really need my thumb examined. 

I am told to disrobe and strip and remove all my clothing. I am very hesitant, especially when there are no paper gowns or even paper on the exam table to sit on. I suppose its my only choice if I want to see a Dr. I slowly and hesitantly strip after the nurse leaves the room. I look around at all the strange devices that are on the cart beside the gyno table. All I need is my thumb to be looked at and wrapped but little do I realize is the form of paying for my treatment comes in another form. After the Dr leaves, my thumb is very sloppily wrapped, my legs and feet are duct taped to the stirrups and I am laying there in shock and aw with shiny liquid oozing down my inner thighs. I now know what the tools on the cart are used for and im grateful the Dr used lube. WOW, well, at least my visit has been brought to zero balance and my thumb has been tended too. Now its time to remove the tape holding my legs to the metal stirrups and loosen the tape bondage holding my barefeet to the cold metal foot holders. I don't want to take my time to get redressed so I quickly grab the Dr.s white medical jacket and pile my clothes and boots in my arms and get the heck out of this clinic before they say I still have a balance due. I'm not sure what else they could do, but i'm not going to wait and find out.

Tight Jeans Condom Blow & Destroy In SidexSide

12:41 video

I have been driven to the middle of the woods and left on my own for a bit. I decide to slip off my slippers and put on high heal boots to look a bit sexier for my guy, when he does return. I get a bit nosy and decide to look in the glove-box and find a package of condoms. Now I understand his intentions and its time I show you and him how i feel about condoms. I unwrap several and realize they are un-lubricated therefor making it easier to hold as I blow them each up with my mouth until they either cant take anymore of my hot air or I decide to pop them with my teeth or my long red fingernails. The more that burst, the bigger my smile gets, knowing its fewer condoms available for any sex acts he was thinking about using them for. I mean, blowing up condoms is way more effective in making us both smile than not seeing just how big they expand until they pop, right?

Lubing Up & Stretching Latex Catsuit Over My Naked Body

7:06 video

I have worn this semi see-thru latex catsuit years and years ago and its time I see how it fits and looks after not knowing if its even in any condition to wear. Not often does latex make it thru being stored in extreme temperatures and moves. On initial exam, it looks fine, zipper works, no holes and no tears so why not give this a try and see if this is the evening outfit i am wearing at this kinky convention i'm attending. I strip out of my vanilla clothing, slide black latex panties on then spray and rub lube all over my naked body. I then stretch and manipulate the catsuit over my barefeet and legs. I realize that I was a bit thicker the last time I wore this as I am seeing and feeling more wrinkles in it than before. I needed a 2nd person to help me put it on before, but now, just lube and patience are all thats needed. I jiggle, wiggle and writhe to squeeze and stretch it over my thighs and ass. I then strategically stretch the suit over my arms as it is very form fitting with a few extra wrinkles but none the less, no help needed to get in this amazing catsuit. I put electrical tape crosses over my nipples due to rules at this event. I then zip the suit up and rub myself as one does and should went devoured and covered in latex. Now its time to enjoy the convention and hope I don't leave a trail of sweat that will inevitably and eventually drip down my body and out my ankle openings. Ahh, this sure was a lot of effort to look good, but damn do I fit in now w all the other fetish folks.

Not So Great Shower In Houston

10:20 video

I'm so excited about sneaking you into this bathroom to watch me shower. Its huge and no shower curtains and just a great place for you to sit back and watch me get clean. Just be quiet, okay! I strip and am excited to have your company and hot water after being on the road for a few days. This excitement goes down the drain as soon as i turn the shower on and see and feel the way the shower head is spraying the water and how I cant get the water hot enough. I am not happy and its very clear that this process of getting clean isn't going to be a nice and calming experience. There's no way I can take my time and shave the way i was hoping too. I have goose bumps the entire time and I barely can rinse the shampoo out of my hair. Yes, this big tub is glorious, this bathroom is great but darn it, this shower sucks and you feel and see my frustration the entire time. Your glasses don't even fog up, its just not hot enough for you or me. Well, After all the times I have snuck you into see me shower, in camp showers, to outdoor showers, this my friend is the worst underroof shower I have you watch. If you like to see me naked and uncomfortable, this is the perfect time to join me

Smoking Blowing & Hot Cherry Confetti Pops In Empty Room

9:16 video

I finally finished clearing a friends place of all the furniture and carpet from a hurricane destroyed house but now that its all dry its time I use this empty and very echoey house to my benefit. I find a chair and fill my pocket up with clear balloons with confetti inside and smoke a cigarette indoors, which is super rare nowadays and I get to work, or well, play that is. 

I light up my smoke and blow up these fun balloons, tie them off and keep my burning cigarette between my lips and slowly bring each of the balloons to the hot cherry. Once the cherry hits the loon, shards go flying as does the confetti. The silver silver circles go everywhere to include on my sweaty body, my dreads and everywhere else. Luckily I am able to clean up the mess without too many consequences. I'm sure these lil confetti pieces will be found through out the entire house rebuild but until then, I will continue to pop all the balloons in my pocket with my cigarette and smile and giggle. The more loons that pop, the bigger smile I get and the more confetti that flies.

I sure love this indoor echoey room that I can smoke and pop in. Too bad I ran out of balloons, or else id fill this place with shards all day long.

Crushing Elbow Hogtie Struggle to (Not) Escape

11:04 video

I have been asked if I can escape a brutally tight elbow crushing, gagged, blindfolded hogtie. The first step is to find a friend to help tie me as such, which apparently is a challenge on its own. Once my rigger was procured 1000+ miles away, then I can only hope they are willing to help me film this experience and not shake the camera or breath heavy for that matter. 

Once I am very secured on his dining room table and I cant see anything but darkness and my arms very tightly secured behind me and my mouth unable to close due to the red ballgag in my mouth. I begin this lil escape challenge. First goal is to loosen the elbow rope then the rest of the rope should just slip off. Ha, now that's the funny part. I barely can even move my hands, arms, body, mouth but i totally can wiggle my barefeet and moan and grunt trying to simply endure, not escape this tight hogtie.

My struggle space is limited and I cant see, so I am careful not to roll over on my side and fall off the table so I simply move and struggle any body parts that can move. 

I try and I try but its seems the rope around my elbows and everywhere else for that matter is glued to my body and not budging, altho I will say I give it my best shot, even if not one loose end of the rope is made to happen. I simply struggle the best I can and endure this brutal hogtie the best I can. 

There's no escaping unless you help me, simple as that!

Naked Blowing & Popping On Rock Pile

11:13 video

Its mid winter in warm and sunny Florida, so why not wear a barely there silk rope and sit on a pile of large lime rocks and have some balloon fun. I have some very pretty tye-dye colored balloons and no plans other than knowing I must blow them up to pop them. The rest of the story is all ad-lib and unplanned. 

I blow these lovely loons up, one at a time and show you my favorite techniques to burst each of them after I am happy with how inflated I get each of them. They are thinner material than the typical double dipped tye-dye loons, in-turn making them a bit easier to blow and then pop too.

I use my teeth to bite to pop one loon, My sharp long red finger nails to pop another. I show you just how strong my thighs are by squeezing the loon until it cant take my thighs wrath any more and of course since these loons are super user friendly, I decide to blowtopop the last loon. 

I really hope to find more colorful balloons like this again. They really knew what their job description included and becoming shards was definitely part of it and helped start my day off perfectly on this warm winter day in Florida.

Sophia & Fayth Strapped Struggling & Escaping

7:16 video

I really love when straps are used to bind me. They can be pulled very tight and undone very fast if needed. Altho, they are very unforgiving and hard to escape as I simply just cant learn my lesson, so i just keep trying. This time Sophia Mae joins me in this mission or well, fun 2 girl ball-tie. We are both blindfolded and ballgagged and bound back to back in identical straps, or so it looks. We struggle and gagtalk a lot. I try to understand what predicament she is in without seeing her. I didn't know she was bound the same way I was, and the way she somehow managed to loosen the straps around her body and not be so stuck like I was the entire time befuddles me. I cant move, I cant get my wrists undone, i cant move my legs. I can only move my lips around the ballgag and my bare toes. Sophia takes on the Houdini role and just keeps on loosening and gradually getting out of the straps, with me just gag laughing and in disbelief as I have no idea how she did it. I ask her for help once her hands are free and we remove our wrist cuffs and our gags to then ponder our next perilous fun bondage games.

Masked Silent Naked & Nervous Nape Shave

6:26 video

I really need my nape shaved and I found a lil card on the table on the hotel bar with a "free nape shave" coupon. Heck yeah, I'm in! I make my way to the room number that was on the card not knowing what to expect. A masked man opens the door just as i walk up and motions me in. Free is for me even if its a bit odd that he isn't speaking, but only showing me a note on a tablet telling me to strip, sit and even shut-up at the appropriate times. I swear, these free nape shaves come with some very unique conditions and it seems stripping and getting naked is a theme but whatever i must do to get a free haircut, i'm in!

He points to the cooler and has me sit with my feet on a plastic pad and he gets to shaving. I voice my concern again and again to please not shave my entire head and please don't shave any of my dreadlocks off as he silently shaves my nape. He grabs my locs and moves my head where he wants it as I am nervous but still accept that I am frugal and get what i pay for. I see the hair falling to the floor and just pray he knows what hes doing. Oh boy. He finishes much faster than anticipated as I stand up to get dressed but I didn't read the fine print. It wasn't a free haircut, I had to trade an article of clothing for the shave job. Damn it man, i should've known. I grab my flip-flops and go out the door but quickly realizing when the door shuts, I am naked in a public hotel hallway not really sure what to do. I am now humiliated and embarrassed but hey, atleast my nape is shaved and i didn't have to pay a dime, but only my dress and my humility.

Red Lingerie Balloon Ass Seduce & Pops

7:00 video

I have a few balloons that need to learn why they were blown up in the first place. Yes, they look pretty just laying on the couch and floor but this is not where they belong. They each belong under my ass and between my thighs so I can show them who the looner boss is. Once I remove my boots, I get comfortable on this soft fur covered table and one at a time, I ride them, I bounce on them, I show them I mean business. A couple show me they don't want to fight and pop too soon and others let me work for the pleasure of sending their shards flying. I love when the neck pops in and out with my weight. Up and down, In and out. No matter what, all I know for sure, doesn't how many bounces of my ass, they will all burst. They will all be turned into shards. Not one of them will remain inflated but only be shredded and popped with no mercy from me, my ass, or my thighs.

1 String, 1 Face & 1 Fayth

13:09 video

I have been looking at this elastic colorful string since finishing up my Burningman necklaces, knowing I wanted to wrap it around my face. Finally I have the chance to do just that. I don't know what to expect but i do know or well, think it will look cool. I must hold the one end in my mouth, instantly gagging me, not allowing me to open my teeth in order for me to begin wrapping this elastic around my face and head. I wrap and I wrap and i manage to talk using only my lips the entire time, no matter how many times I wrap my face. The more wraps, the more deformed my face becomes. My lips, my cheeks, my ears, my eyes all take shapes like I've never seen before but I don't stop wrapping until it starts hurting and burning. Of course I keep wrapping altho I realize I could have wrapped many more layers IF i didn't stretch the string as hard as I did but nonetheless, i wrap and I wrap until I almost cant take it anymore and my face looks as strange shaped as ever. The string is digging in so much everywhere. I manage to rip the touch cord and finish the end and let you look at my face art as I feel the texture of my face. The bulging of skin places that it shouldn't be, the deformity that I know is there but cant see but only feel is amazing. Once the burning pain becomes too intolerable, I begin the more painful process of unwrapping the cord. I realized at this point, i really should be supervised when doing my "genius ideas" but i am not and i must not panic. I can cant see and if i loose the end of the string, i know i cant just rip the string nor do i have a scissors. I go faster and faster to unwrap my throbbing head and also feel the pinching of the elastic on my face with every wrap on done. WOW, I am very relieved I was able to escape my own face bondage. Now I am super intrigued at my bondage marks all over my face. What an amazing piece of ephemeral art that will never happen again in this exact form. These marks actually took hours to diminish. AND yes, I'd do this again, maybe with supervision, maybe not;)

Boots & Catsuit Dark Loons Empty Room Popping Fun

16:12 video

I am in a quiet mood but as you know, all it takes is for me to pop 1 or 2 balloons and I can turn into a chatty kathy. This loon sessions proves this once again. I am in a totally empty house that is very echoed and what better place to wear my tight black catsuit and favorite boots against a plane ol white wall and take care of some balloons? I never grab the dark colored balloons in my bags of Belbal 14". I do not know what color they will turn into until they are inflated but what better time than now to test them out. They each surprise me as soon as they expand by my own lung filled air. i tie each off once my lips start hurting and i then decide how I will destroy them each. I have fun with each and become more and more talkative with every pop. This experience shows just how happy popping balloons makes me and turns my frown upside down. I pop each Balbel balloon in a different way from using my teeth, to boots, to ass to fingers to explode these pretty little and tough balloons. The empty room really emphasizes just how loud they can be when they turn into shards making me wonder if the neighbors will come running, luckily they don't. 

I think I will be grabbing my darker balloons more often seeing just how pretty they are inflated, expanded and even more so in shards.

Self Tape Gags In Woods All Alone (I hope)

28:43 video

I have been asked to show what type of tape gags are my favorite and explain why. Well, of course, its not that easy and I love taking on challenges. I didn't know I was going to do this story time in the middle of the woods, all by myself with hopefully nobody around, bear or man, but what better time to test out how each gag keep me from screaming for help and not really be helped. I mean, hoping i don't need help, hoping.

I first tell you how I feel about tape gags and how I feel each are effective. Some work better with mouth stuffing, others, just not needed. Some I love how my lip shape comes thru the tape and others, I simply don't want to drool and stuffing helps with that. 

Some tape is sticker than others and doesn't feel good coming off, others leave a residue behind, as you will see with the electrical tape. I really love seeing my lips thru the clear packing tape I wrap around my head. My lips are spread around a big stuffing I shoved in my own mouth to ensure it was an effective gag and no screaming is heard, near or far IF I had to. 

I gag talk thru each gag and explain how it feels, works and looks and stays while I gagtalk. My eyes tell you I'm having a great time, even tho you do catch me looking around to ensure nothing or nobody is around but this doesn't stop me from gagging myself very efficiently and effectively with many strips of duct-tape, black stretchy tape, and micro-foam tape. I really enjoy telling you all about each, before, during and reiterate my gagged words after I remove the tape gags, just incase you didnt understand me while gagged.

I have more tape, but I don't want to push my limits on just how long nobody will be around and either help or hinder my weekend camping fun. Would you help me or ensure I actually did keep my hands behind my back and keep me gagged the rest of the weekend?

Campground Shower Shave & Laundry

14:15 video

When I'm traveling and on the road one of the things that is much appreciated is a hot shower. More importantly, hot water that doesn't run out in a minute or two. So with that in mind, I stop at a state park and decide to not only shower, shave and wash my hair but also take advantage of this hot water and do my laundry by hand in the shower as well. Sometimes living off the grid has his challenges but there's always ways around them. Especially when there's state parks with halfway decent shower rooms that have lovely hot water and big stalls where I can sneak you in and have you join me. But remember you must be quiet because I don't know if and when someone will come in and they can't spot you. So be very quiet as I take care of my laundry and getting myself clean and smooth for you on this epic road trip.

Blowing 2 Pop Condoms In My New Kayak - 1st Dry Ride

9:25 video

I am here to pick up my new kayak, or well, new to me and I must see if it even fits my butt, how it feels, and if its what I want to help me floating on water. So what better way to test it out than to sit on it and blow up condoms that even have a story themselves. I have 3 fun packaged condoms that really need to be in mouth and made into shards and I know just the way. I get more and more lube on my hands with every condom but this doesn't stop me from inflating them with my mouth and blowing them up until they just cant take anymore of my hot air sending the shards of the condoms all over the little building in in. The sound of the pop is unique as well, since the cinder blocks do not allow for echo. I find this interesting and note worthy just like I do where the shards are flying. I really need to be sure to find and take them with me so the shed owner doesn't think i'm up to no good, tehe. I really love how condoms and balloons or anything inflatable can be destroyed by my mouth and lungs alone. This kayak is officially tested and approved to blow from, now to hit the water.

Escape This Bind Or Get the Slink

13:02 video

Here is a rare moment I am so happy to share with you.

In all my escape challenges, its always a man that i'm challenging to tie me up and betting I can escape. This time, I have a woman willing to take on my 2 penny bet.

Sophia Mae has seen how my bets work and well, she has learned I am not one to pay my bets so instead of agreeing to 2 pennies, she proposes that IF I do not escape, I then must accept the slink. I didn't know what a slink was or is until she explains in the introduction. Lets just say, I am pretty determined to get the heck out of whatever bondage she puts me in as this slink is very intimidating and is intended for a part of my body that just isn't up for that challenge either. 

I end up very well bound with straps, cuffs, wrapped hands, chains and locks all over and even a rubber ducky gag that squeaks with my jaws movement. I have no idea how I will escape but I don't have much time to spare as I bet her I can escape in 10 minutes, altho i really should stop putting a time limit on my self as this actually matters in this case. There is more at risk than just 2 pennies this time, so much more.

I eventually get the ducky gag out of my mouth, I somehow manage to get my hands unwrapped from the tightly wrapped ace wrap and then since she did change the game a bit as she raised the key that was dangling right above my head at the beginning, making it very difficult to retrieve with my ankles still locked in straps. I eventually reach it and somehow get it down to hurry up and unlock the cuffs and leg bondage she put me in. The timer goes off just as i'm undoing the last of my binds. 

I think she cheated since she moved the keys in mid scene. I still surprised myself I was able to escape this pretty strict and elaborate bondage but did I escape in time? 

I think so, but I grab the slink and run, just in case. There's no way I will let this long alien looking toy anywhere near me, or inside me. wow, NO just no!

Blind Draw Lingerie Clad Hand Pump (Up) Loons

20:06 video

I haven't played with my hand-pump in some time and I am in need of a sexy arm workout too so what better time than to inflate some balloons in my red lingerie. I have a little pile of my balloon stash that are all shapes, colors, shapes and sizes and I cant pick which to blow up so I decide to do a blind draw to see which are the lucky ones to be inflated and expanded for my pleasure. I do choose not to inflate a few as I pick them for reasons mentioned and I also seem to pick some of my favorite balloons that are see-thru and oh so pretty colors. I really love being able to see you thru the inflated and tied off balloons. My smile gets bigger and bigger the more loons I blow up with my hand pump. I use my feet to hold the pump, my legs to hold the balloons still and my arms to make them bigger and bigger before tying them off for later use. I really should use this handpump more often as I really enjoy the sights and sounds it creates and it saves my lips for other fun things too. Now, lets see if we can play with them without popping any, shall we?

Fayth vs Stocks In a Box Impossible Escape Challenge

12:26 video

I have yet another challenge for myself and Blitz. I was unable to escape his previous challenge and I still owe him my highest bet of 2 pennies. I am not one to carry 2 pennies around so I go all in and bet double or nothing that I can escape his next devious idea to keep me put and in bondage until I either escape or he releases me. As I introduce this challenge and take on the bet, I look around and am already hesitant to what I am agreeing to, but who I am to give up too quick. The next thing I know, I am bent over in half with my hands and feet very secured in a box made and invented by Lew Rubens. There is barely any wiggle room around my limbs but I still believe in miracles and magic. The hitachi braced on a pole keeps me from wiggling too much and also keeps me from really even wanting to escape, even if I could. But is an orgasm or 3 better than a few pennies? Hmmm, I sure make no progress in escaping but I do make lots of noise as the Hitachi vibrates me helplessly and adamantly. I cant move much but this doesn't stop me from trying but cumming seems to be my higher priority. I never said distractions were off the table. 10 minutes come and go and I haven't made any progress in my escape, only sweat and frustration and wet pussy are gained. Now to be released, but nope, I am hoisted up in the air instead as it is not my choice to when I get released and unbound. When I am finally released and realizing I have lost the bet yet again, I suggest trying again;)

Thigh & Shoulder Home (Sitting) Workout

12:33 video

I'm house sitting yet again but another home which comes with a bin of workout equipment. I have no clue how to use them but lets give this wheel thing a try. I follow the sheet for some guidance but I end up doing my own exercise regimen with it. I know its intended to workout legs but I find it works well for my arm and shoulder muscles too. My shoulders are super strong, why not make them stronger to hold you down when you are having a hard time breathing pleasing me as I imagine its your head wanting to come up for air but I need more. Want to come over and help me see if this exercise tool helped make me stronger or will you just sit in the corner afraid of my new found muscles?

Lingerie & Boot Clad Blow

10:37 video

I am in a quiet but sexy mood and along come with the desire to use my mouth and blow. Lucky for me, I have several balloons that need inflated by my mouth and lips. I get comfy and nonchalantly show you every part of my barely there lingerie and legs as I blow each of these large balloons up. I lay down, I sit, I move as I blow up my lil pile of balloons. I keep my eyes on you as you cant take your eyes off of me and the expanding balloons with each breath of air I push into them. I blow and I blow and I tie each off until I have no more loons to blow up. Now its time we play or are you going to keep sitting there and watch me play with them, getting more and more turned on with what you know I will do to them?